Say WHAAAAAAT?

By Liam


AMERICA, FUCK YEA!!!

Disney should win the hustler of the millennium award for this. I'm pretty sure they will successfully sell the masses on Jake Gyllenhaal being the prince of Persia. The icing on the cake came as noticed approximately one Persian-ish looking person in the entire preview... that i assume takes place in, of all places.....wait for it...wait for it...PERSIA...maybe all the Persian Persians went on vacation?
But, if Tom Cruise can be the Last Samurai and Kevin Costner can dance with wolves, what the hell right?

To be fair, the graphics look amazing, Jake isn't a bad actor and his equally non Persian bad accent having love interest appeals to my lesser logic male instinct to grope and grab a boob or two. Pretty standard and understandable box office formula. Hopefully my irritation for his face on this movie title will wear off but in the mean time lets just hope there are no Lassie remakes in the works with Mr. Ed cast as the lead.
 

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