Cant think of anything witty to name this topic so i wont name this topic anything witty
i sent a list of confessions via email to someone and it made me feel a lot better, now that those things are off my chest this weird feeling of anxiousness i had about us is basically gone. she didn't even really respond, which is okay i guess because shes always been evasive and mum about that sort of thing but...at least i said what i wanted to say and now im not hung up on whats going on in her mind.
im going to do an abbreviated version of the email with general semi-embarrassing confessions about me, aiming for the same results i received after sending the email...good luck to me.
- i worry that i'm chasing a woman that doesn't want to be caught
- i hate cracked doors, just open it or close it...shit!!
- beyonce isnt attractive to me
- inception was good but ridiculously overrated
- i sometimes have to trim my nose hair
- i use secret brand deodorant
- i sometimes pay family members to wash my dishes
- im a going green hypocrite, in an attempt to cut back on dishes i buy plastic cups, utensils and plates.
- when i have to play the piano live i cheat and transpose the keys to A minor, if i cant transpose i lie and say my hands hurt....even if im at a church
- my neighbors think i sell drugs, i haven't made a single attempt to dispel the rumor
- i pretend my grandmothers biscuits are edible...like they use to be
- i haven't been laid in over a year, i think. my new name: monk
- im not into random sex
- i miss the 90's
- i voted for Bush the first time